Hey!
Not seeing well, so will be short and sweet.
Eye surgery yesterday at 6PM. It's day surgery so I had to go home to my fine nurse.
Attached photo was at followup this am. The image has been 'doctored' ... I look much worse in real life.
Go again Monday, then again and again I suppose. If it fails I have to go through it all over again.
Doctor Martin is awesome and is keeping a 'close eye' on my progress.
My symptoms were very advanced, I had gone completely blind in left eye ... so he did very intrusive procedures, (I know cause the lady before me was done in 1/4 the time!)
Sticking needles into the eyeball was the worst. Now I know what to wish on my enemies: rectum needles. Or is that rectal?
He also used a shoe horn-like devise to pull the eye out ... felt like right out of the socket ... but it wasn't really.
Those were the things I can tell you. The others would make you sick.
Doc Martin told me that in order to keep the injected bubble in place I must stay erect for two weeks. I asked him how much Viagra he could prescribe for that! He has my sick sense of humour, so we have become fast friends.
In fact, during the whole surgery we were babbling back and forth.
This morning when he asked how my first night at home was I said I felt like my eye had been booted by a Doc Martin. I had to help him up off the floor.
Not supposed to be on here long, so will bid adieu.
Thanks so much for all your kind wishes and prayers. I look forward to the envelopes of money in the mail. hehehe
Best,
mike
Nurse! Nurse!! Nurse!!!
Not seeing well, so will be short and sweet.
Eye surgery yesterday at 6PM. It's day surgery so I had to go home to my fine nurse.
Attached photo was at followup this am. The image has been 'doctored' ... I look much worse in real life.
Go again Monday, then again and again I suppose. If it fails I have to go through it all over again.
Doctor Martin is awesome and is keeping a 'close eye' on my progress.
My symptoms were very advanced, I had gone completely blind in left eye ... so he did very intrusive procedures, (I know cause the lady before me was done in 1/4 the time!)
Sticking needles into the eyeball was the worst. Now I know what to wish on my enemies: rectum needles. Or is that rectal?
He also used a shoe horn-like devise to pull the eye out ... felt like right out of the socket ... but it wasn't really.
Those were the things I can tell you. The others would make you sick.
Doc Martin told me that in order to keep the injected bubble in place I must stay erect for two weeks. I asked him how much Viagra he could prescribe for that! He has my sick sense of humour, so we have become fast friends.
In fact, during the whole surgery we were babbling back and forth.
This morning when he asked how my first night at home was I said I felt like my eye had been booted by a Doc Martin. I had to help him up off the floor.
Not supposed to be on here long, so will bid adieu.
Thanks so much for all your kind wishes and prayers. I look forward to the envelopes of money in the mail. hehehe
Best,
mike
Nurse! Nurse!! Nurse!!!
